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There are too many people I feel guilty about not seeing enough to start seeing you in any of the slots I ought to be seeing them.

 David Mitchell, on what to say in order to let down prospective new friends

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mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

There are few things more aggravating than a slim or average sized person constantly moaning to the world that they are a “fat piece of trash”, for multiple reasons.

But when you have/have had a severe eating disorder, that aggravation you feel is amplified by roughly x10,000,000.

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

Slowly but surely the Arabic alphabet is making sense, sound the alarm!

In other news someone should most definitely learn Arabic with me because learning languages alone is no fun and I don’t want to wait until I go back to London because screw patience. And I need external motivation. And a fellow shoulder to cry on over grammar confusion and choosing a dialect to learn. Helfen Sie mir!

  • Europeans:

    I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

  • Americans:

    I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

  • #australians:

    i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

  • Canadians:

    We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.

  • Russians:

    I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

  • The British:

    I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

audreyii-fic:

Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?

Remember that?

I DO.